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  [SCENE START] EXT. SUBURBAN DRIVEWAY - DAY A bright, sunny day in a picture-perfect cul-de-sac. ARTHUR stands on his lawn. It looks like a golf course—perfectly manicured, vibrant green. He holds a tape measure, measuring the exact distance from his driveway to the property line. He stops. His eyes widen in horror. A single, massive, neon-pink plastic flamingo sits exactly three inches over the line onto his grass. Arthur looks up. Standing on the neighboring porch is BEATRICE, holding a mug of tea, smiling like a Cheshire cat. ARTHUR (Voice trembling with controlled rage) Good morning, Beatrice. Beautiful day. BEATRICE Isn't it just, Arthur? The air feels so… vibrant today. ARTHUR Yes. Vibrant. I couldn't help but notice your… avian decor has migrated. It’s exactly three inches over the property line. BEATRICE (Gasps dramatically) Oh, heavens! Penelope must have caught a gust of wind. You know how those lightweight plastics are. ARTHUR It weighs two pounds and is impaled int...